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On-line Company Selling Ticket to Heaven

Ticket to Heaven Inc. is selling tickets to heaven on-line. The buyer gets a personalized ticket and certificate of authenticity, as well as a testimonial card he can carry in his wallet.

But the company's website disclaimer(www.ticket2heaven.com) says it is not responsible for the actual trip to heaven and "makes no warranties or representations" about the existence of heaven.

To get a ticket to heaven, one pays $15 for the ticket and $4.95 for shipping and handling.

Website: Ticket2Heaven


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WTF!

Some people will buy any old crap, i swear anyone who buys something like this is off their nuts, you can print your own out, its just as valid as one from the website, and you would realise how stupid you where if u made it yourself.

We are forgiven for all our sins anyway, so hell must be a pretty empty place apart from anyone who dares question gods word, eg, gabriel. God sounds like a bad tempered old arse if thats what hes like, just 'cause you disagree with him he kicks your a** down to hell.

yes im being sarcastic/sceptic, im Atheist.

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arent you the bloke that works for MS crispy? if thats the case you will be spending eternity with your boss fixing all future bugs in ms products :)

enjoy hell :rolleyes:

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wtf is with the invisible user! no posts, no name, no nothin.

im not here all day and the place goes to hell! hhe, only kidding, xpers busy - that damned mail error was getting on my nerves too. :)

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WTF!

Some people will buy any old crap, i swear anyone who buys something like this is off their nuts, you can print your own out, its just as valid as one from the website, and you would realise how stupid you where if u made it yourself.

We are forgiven for all our sins anyway, so hell must be a pretty empty place apart from anyone who dares question gods word, eg, gabriel. God sounds like a bad tempered old arse if thats what hes like, just 'cause you disagree with him he kicks your a** down to hell.

yes im being sarcastic/sceptic, im Atheist.

Im Atheist too, right on brotha....

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Not too far off from what the Roman Catholic Church once did in the name of Christianity. Selling indulgences (ticket to heaven) was so common that the church got very very rich off this. Thank God for the reformation! Namely the radical reformation.

I'm a Christian! Wohoo!!

Rick :)

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