misskellibad1 Posted October 29, 2002 Share Posted October 29, 2002 Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around thenursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed onthe long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of apicnic, the other residents tolerate her and some of the men actually joinin.One day, Ethel was speeding up the corridor when a door opened and CrazyClarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop!", he said in a firmvoice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper andheld it up to him "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold poppedout in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you got proof of insurance?"Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up tohim.Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad Malcolmstepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erectionin his hand."Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Dragons Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HashDump Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 What I wanna know is "does Ethel past the breathalyzer test?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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