Just what you needed to know.....

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The Top 15 Little-Known Foreign Custom Faux Pas

15 In Kuwait, flipping the bird is actually an offer to pick

someone's nose.

14 In Australia, bartenders take offense when customers leave

their establishments while still able to walk under their

own power.

13 Using ice cubes is not an acceptable way to cool off the

nipples of female beach-goers in Rio de Janeiro.

12 Cubans think it's tacky to wear white while defecting after

Labor Day.

11 In Iceland, having a pierced nose means that you are sexually

aroused by small furry animals.

10 In Iran, it's considered blasphemous to go braless under your

Salman Rushdie tank top.

9 In France, after a good meal it is a sign of appreciation to

surrender unconditionally to your hosts.

8 When in Germany, try not to be from another country.(MSN)

7 Taking an Italian to the Olive Garden demonstrates bad taste.

Hell, taking *anyone* to the Olive Garden demonstrates bad

taste.

6 In California, if you accuse a husband of murdering his wife,

he is obligated to play golf for a year or two.

5 It's considered impolite not to bow in the direction of

Britney Spears before entering Boobland.

4 In England, if a dog is humping your leg, kicking it away

is considered impolite and insulting to the owner, and you

should stand still and let him finish. At least that's

what they told ME.

3 At a dinner party in Zaire, it is a serious breach of

etiquette to pair a Pinot Noir with Pickled Monkey Groin.

2 In Swahili, "Gezundheit" sounds exactly like a word meaning

"Let me return your gift with my butt."

and the Number 1 Little-Known Foreign Custom Faux Pas...

1 Americans love to try to figure out foreign languages, so be

sure to speak only your native tongue when visiting the U.S.

[piaqt]

Taking an Italian to the Olive Garden demonstrates bad taste. Hell, taking anyone to the Olive Garden demonstrates bad taste.

In California, if you accuse a husband of murdering his wife, he is obligated to play golf for a year or two.

or to taco bell, or....