the benefits of aging

[piaqt]

* An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

* An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a **** what you might think about her.

* An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!

* Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

* Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved.

* Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

* Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

* For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.

[prathapml]

I wanna get older soon then, I want an older woman....

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