piaqt Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?""It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains."Oh really? What's it telling you now?" she inquires."Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "**** thing must be an hour fast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Dragons Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 hehehehehehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwar Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 hahah, good one Pia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 ROFL, good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadGutts Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 LOLROFLPMSL dats a good 1 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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