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Maybe he's old and has Cat Dementia. My cat got loopy when he got old. He would sit and paw at the door to be let ouside. Then he'd go outside. And then immediately paw at the door to be let back in. Then he would do that again, over and over and over. In and out, in and out. It's like he forgot where he's going.

Edited by LostInSpace2012
Posted

Don't you know, LostInSpace2012,

that was your cat's way of getting his daily aerobic exercise,

because you were too DARN CHEAP to buy him a cat treadmill.

 

Shame on you !!!

Posted

@Larry

My cat was probably toying with me :-) Trying to annoy. He was a cool cat.

There was a cat video on the news recently where a cat saved a little boy from a dog attack.

Posted (edited)

@Mr. Spaceman:

 

My cat was probably toying with me

I think you're right. Looking at it from the cat's perspective, he was probably saying to himself:

"I scratch on the door to go out, Mr. Spaceman opens the door. Then he closes the door. I scratch to come back in, Mr. Spaceman opens the door. Then he closes the door. Look at that weirdo, Mr. Spaceman, he can't decide if he wants the door open or closed."

 

Trying to annoy

I think he just wanted to share a Yin-Yang experience with you.

You know, in-out, open-closed -- the two polarities of those particulars.

 

He was a cool cat

Did he sleep in your refrigerator?

 

There was a cat video on the news recently where a cat saved a little boy from a dog attack

Did this particular cat happen to be a lion?

 

Speaking of lions,

Here is a funny joke -- and it's just a joke -- certainly not intended to start a political flame war:

Question: What's the difference between Simba and President Obama?

Answer: One is an African lion,

the other is a lyin' African.

Edited by larryb123456
Posted

Thanks for posting the video, Flasche.

Definitely cool !!!

I measured its temperature, and it was -132.5392 degrees Fahrenheit.

 

And, no, Flasche I wasn't kidding with my comment about the lion.

As you probably know by now, I never, ever kid around.

Of course, the lion would be trying to eat the dog, not the kid.

Haven't you ever heard of dogfood?

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