Personal FAX Technology

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THREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE FIRST YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER", SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT-DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT! I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

(apologies for the CAPS; copied from an e-mail from a friend)

[homebody]

Though this one has been around a while I'd forgotten it. I think I like it so much due my level of being able to relate to the last character. I don't "get" many things about my pc and such but I enjoy a good joke. This is a good one imo so thanks. Here's another that's been around but I still enjoy.

You know you're living in 21st century when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone

in a business manner.

7. You make a call from home and accidentally dial "9" to get

an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three

different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see

if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of

the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have

the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for

panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You’ve had to stop using lol.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward

this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on

this list.