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you boot your pc in ms dos prompt (a win98 startup disk will do) and when you reach the command prompt line, you enter echo y|format c: (kids, don't try this at home)
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the worm's executable file is called lsasss.exe not lsass.exe
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I think that you must install an add-on for that. In order to get Greek language auto correction i added an add-on 3rd party software
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How about trying to change the path that NAV uses to store the log files? on the other hand you can always switch to Mcafee which is more reliable than Norton
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hahaha, retarded indeed
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The site is still down
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and pretty dead (link) i would say...
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Read carefully the commands *Windows '98 source code.*/Windows '98 source code. /*Windows '98 source code.*/ /* TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code Project: Chicago Projected release-date: Summer 1998 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL_HARD char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); } Is this funny or what?
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. That was good!!!
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Well I've tried that and didn't worked (the fault might be that i didn't include the QCHAIN.EXE file ). About a while ago I run over a file, that it has included all the updates and it was in a setup.exe file. Is that possible?
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Hi guys. Do you have any idea who I can make an batch file in order to install all the hotfixes from Microsoft without clickin at one by one? (I don't mean the unattended method ) One way I thought was installing them using the "wise installation" program. Any information is helpful. Thanks
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Marvelous, simply beautiful. Way to go b0r3d!!!
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Just remove the dots from the url. Try to copy to clipboard the link address and then paste it to a text editor or something and remove the dots. Have a nice day