Newguy: Hi I’m new here and I was wondering if anyone could suggest a good set of tires for my 5 year old Saturn. LatestAndGreatist: Dude, your car sucks! Don’t waste your money buying new tires for that old car. Go out and buy a new Corvette. FerrariFanboy: I agree. That old car can do a maximum or 80 mph my new Ferrari can do 160. Newguy: Well, I mostly use the car to pick up my Grandchildren from school so I don’t need the speed. LatestAndGreatist: Dude, check out the new Masarati, it can do 210. Newguy: (Sigh) Thanks anyway.