cambece Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Because he only knew how to draw blood.Anyone know any other vampire jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1K Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 @N1K- If it needs explaining, 'to draw blood' is to take a sample of blood with a hypodermic needle. 'To draw' can mean to extract.DL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambece Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 N1K seeing that you're a fan of pirates or you are a pirate yourself, you might like this joke:A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The Bartender points to it and asks the Pirate "what's the deal with that?" The pirate responds: "ARRGGGG... IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tain Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I hear this joke often for whatever reason but it usually ends with:"Argh, its drivin' me nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambece Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 I hear this joke often for whatever reason but it usually ends with:"Argh, its drivin' me nuts!"You're right, that does sound better. I felt I wasn't saying it right when I typed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1K Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 N1K seeing that you're a fan of pirates or you are a pirate yourself, you might like this joke:A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The Bartender points to it and asks the Pirate "what's the deal with that?" The pirate responds: "ARRGGGG... IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!"LOL, better one @N1K- If it needs explaining, 'to draw blood' is to take a sample of blood with a hypodermic needle. 'To draw' can mean to extract.DLArgh, ****, I should improve my English as quick as I can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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