Why did Dracula fail his art class?

[cambece]

Because he only knew how to draw blood.

Anyone know any other vampire jokes?

[N1K]

WTF

[mark]

@N1K- If it needs explaining, 'to draw blood' is to take a sample of blood with a hypodermic needle. 'To draw' can mean to extract.

DL

[cambece]

N1K seeing that you're a fan of pirates or you are a pirate yourself, you might like this joke:

A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The Bartender points to it and asks the Pirate "what's the deal with that?" The pirate responds: "ARRGGGG... IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!"

[tain]

I hear this joke often for whatever reason but it usually ends with:

"Argh, its drivin' me nuts!"

[cambece]

I hear this joke often for whatever reason but it usually ends with:

"Argh, its drivin' me nuts!"

You're right, that does sound better. I felt I wasn't saying it right when I typed it.

[N1K]

N1K seeing that you're a fan of pirates or you are a pirate yourself, you might like this joke:

A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The Bartender points to it and asks the Pirate "what's the deal with that?" The pirate responds: "ARRGGGG... IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!"

LOL, better one

@N1K- If it needs explaining, 'to draw blood' is to take a sample of blood with a hypodermic needle. 'To draw' can mean to extract.

DL

Argh, ****, I should improve my English as quick as I can