Jungle.....

[ootsoo]

An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a

gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so that people would keep coming to

the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into

the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show,

jumping around, beating his chest and roaring.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through

some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion's cage! As he

lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help,

Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up

or we'll both lose our jobs!"

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lol nice one.

[suryad]

lol I have heard this joke before in my country with a little bit of a difference.

[Lazy8]

Was it something like this?

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment; chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"

The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."