prathapml Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 These are things people actually said in court, word for word:Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.---------------------------------------------------Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.---------------------------------------------------Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?A: Yes.Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?A: I forget.Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?--------------------------------------------------Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.Q: How long has he lived with you?A: Forty-five years.---------------------------------------------------Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.---------------------------------------------------Q: And where was the location of the accident?A: Approximately milepost 499.Q: And where is milepost 499?A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.---------------------------------------------------Q: Sir, what is your IQ?A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.---------------------------------------------------Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?A: After the accident?Q: Before the accident.A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.---------------------------------------------------Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.--------------------------------------------------Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?A: Yes.Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?A: Yes, sir.Q: What did she say?A: What disco am I at?---------------------------------------------------Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?---------------------------------------------------Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?---------------------------------------------------Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?---------------------------------------------------Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?A: Yes.Q: And what were you doing at that time?---------------------------------------------------Q: She had three children, right?A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?A: None.Q: Were there any girls?---------------------------------------------------Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?A: Yes.Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?--------------------------------------------------Q: How was your first marriage terminated?A: By death.Q: And by whose death was it terminated?---------------------------------------------------Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.---------------------------------------------------Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.---------------------------------------------------Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?A: Oral.---------------------------------------------------Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.---------------------------------------------------Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?---------------------------------------------------Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?A: No.Q: Did you check for blood pressure?A: No.Q: Did you check for breathing?A: No.Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?A: No.Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?A: (angry) Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Synapse Posted October 21, 2005 Posted October 21, 2005 lol. I especially like this one.Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"Q: And why did that upset you?A: My name is Susan.I see me doing that in my future...
CptMurphy Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Here's my fav.Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?A: No.Q: Did you check for blood pressure?A: No.Q: Did you check for breathing?A: No.Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?A: No.Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?A: (angry) Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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