prathapml Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief... "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else.""How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.""Oh my God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?" :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 hahahaha!so that was why i found that rolex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zxian Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Didn't see that one coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron_ Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Ouch! That hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapse Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 so very true lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suryad Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 lmao aawesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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