FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks.

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed

and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

and never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

Amen.

mine would be, "has a brain, a sense of humor, and knows better than to give me grief."

actually, that prayer was answered 10 years ago. Except the last bit. But he's learning. And gives as good as he gets.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

Amen.

i dont pryy for that, i pray for this

I pray for a brunette,

with nice body who owns a liquor store

Amen

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, (did you get my permission first)

I pray for a man, who's not a creep, (your not paid to think)

One who's handsome, smart and strong, (grab a PlayGirl magazine)

One who loves to listen long, (he must be a mothers boy)

One who thinks before he speaks. (ah, make that two beers and hurry back)

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. (hes two timing)

I pray that he is gainfully employed (sounds like a couch potatoe spouse thing)

and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. (food coupons work to you know)

Pulls out my chair and opens my door. (what, you dont work)

Massages my back and begs to do more. (okay I can live with that)

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, (I'm not going there, he he)

knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" (yo, you parking a bus)

I pray that this man will love me to no end, (yea, we like the end)

and never attempt to hit on my friend. (reference When he says he'll call ...)

Amen. (what is wrong with two or more)

I read your original to Missy and she laughed sweetly. Next, I read her the one I amended and she slugged me! I guess I got mine