Is This Thing On?

[misskellibad1]

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final

approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain.

We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying

with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his

conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well,

skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?" "Well," says the skipper, "first

I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap.....then I'm gonna take

that new stewardess with the huge knockers out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine

and dine her, take her back to my room and bang her all night."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the

aisles trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so

embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn

the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag

and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry dear. He's gotta take

a crap first."

[MSNwar]

That old lad should be in charge of something!