A Woman After My Own Heart

[piaqt]

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.

He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father..."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that **** gun...'"

[Rick]

Man! You're killing me Pia! Running out of good jokes?? Hehe

Rick

[piaqt]

Pot and kettle, Rick!

[zipp51]

hahahahaha Very good.