piaqt Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?"She says, "That he did, Father..."The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that **** gun...'"
Rick Posted January 15, 2003 Posted January 15, 2003 Man! You're killing me Pia! Running out of good jokes?? Hehe Rick
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