piaqt Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 One night a cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of DUI laws. At closing time, he saw a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.Then he sat in the driver's seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off before he had even put his keys in the ignition. Finally, he started the engine and began to pull away.Chuckling at the pathetic driver, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The result showed a reading of 0.0! The puzzled cop demanded to know how that was possible.The driver replied, "Tonight I am the designated decoy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 The driver replied, "Tonight I am the designated decoy."What a brilliant idea! ... ... LOL ... ... good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNwar Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Yea, that is a twist. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoNz0 Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 ROFL.. n1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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