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Help and HowTo: DUI

piaqt
in Funny Farm

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One night a cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of DUI laws. At closing time, he saw a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.

Then he sat in the driver's seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off before he had even put his keys in the ignition. Finally, he started the engine and began to pull away.

Chuckling at the pathetic driver, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The result showed a reading of 0.0! The puzzled cop demanded to know how that was possible.

The driver replied, "Tonight I am the designated decoy."


The driver replied, "Tonight I am the designated decoy."

What a brilliant idea! ... :) ... LOL ... :rolleyes: ... good one!

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