the vacation

[misskellibad1]

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a

two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The

travel agent said that all the ships were booked up

and things were very tight, but that he would see what

he could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent

phoned and said he could now get them onto a three-day

cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to

buy three Dramamines and three condoms. Next day, the

agent called back and said that he now could book a

five-day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take it," and

returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more

Dramamines and two more condoms. The following day,

the travel agent called yet again and said he could

now book an eight- day cruise. The guy agreed, and

went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more

Dramamine and three more condoms. The pharmacist

looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it

makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"

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