Hooray for Dennis Miller

[XPerties]

Hooray for Dennis Miller!!

He said recently on his show, regarding the

judge who declared the Pledge of Allegiance

unconstitutional:

"So, Your Honor, the pledge is unconstitutional

because it says 'Under God'. Guess that means when you were sworn in

with your hand on a Bible,

and at the end of your oath repeated, 'So Help Me God' that makes your

job unconstitutional, therefore you have no

job, which means your ruling

doesn't mean s***."

[LS_Dragons]

ALLRIGHT Xperties! and D Miller.

And here is to the judge

:moon:

[Conan]

Nice argument there!

[zipp51]

Makes sense to me.They probably made an exception to their ruling on the pledge of allegiance because we are such Godless subjects.

Also,get this;There is a bill before Congress that exempts lawyers for being liable for decisions they make while they were under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

[piaqt]

That's because, Guess what? most congressmen ARE lawyers!

Q. Why did CA get all the lawyers and NJ the toxic waste dumps?

A. Because NJ had first choice.

Q. Why don't rats bite lawyers?

A. Professional courtesy.

[XPerties]

Q. Why did CA get all the lawyers and NJ the toxic waste dumps?

A. Because NJ had first choice.

actually New Jersey has alot of waste but all waste is shipped to Pa. They throw there junk on that great state! BASTARDS!

-XPerties

[piaqt]

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!" he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my God," replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"