ghetto airlines

[jerseygirl]

20 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE ON "GHETTO AIRLINES"

>

> 1. THE WINDOWS ARE TINTED

> 2. THE PLANE IS SITTING ON GOLD RIMS

> 3. THE STEWARDESS'S ARE ALL EX-HAMMER DANCERS

> 4. FIRST CLASS, BUSINESS CLASS AND COACH ARE

> CLASSIFIED AS: O.G., HUSTLERS,

> AND PLAYA HATERS

> 5. POWER WINDOWS FOR FLY BY'S

> 6. PILOT COMES ON THE INTERCOM AND ASKS EVERYBODY

> FOR GAS MONEY

> 7. INSTEAD OF THE INTERCOM CHIMING "DING DING" PRIOR

> TO ANNOUNCEMENTS, IT SAYS "BLING BLING"

> 8. FLOATING DEVICES HAVE PATCHES

> 9. OXYGEN MASKS ARE TURNED INTO BONGS

> 10. THE PILOT IS DOING DOUGHNUTS ON THE RUNWAY

> 11. THE PILOT HAS TO CHECK IN WITH HIS PAROLE

> OFFICER BEFORE TAKE OFF

> 12. THE PLANE NEEDS A JUMP-START

> 13. THE STEWARDESS'S HAVE FUBU GEAR AS THEIR

> UNIFORMS

> 14. FEATURED MOVIES ARE "BOOTY CALL" AND THE

> ORIGINAL "SHAFT"

> 15. SERVED MINIATURE FORTY OUNCERS AND PORK SKINS

> 16. THE PLANE COMES AS AN AMG VERSION

> 17. YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR TICKETS WITH FOOD STAMPS OR

> WIC VOUCHERS

> 1 8. THE BLACK BOX IS REALLY A CABLE SCRAMBLER

> 19. THE SEATS ARE COVERED IN PLASTIC

> 20. YOUR FLIGHT GOT CANCELED CAUSE THE PLANE GOT

> REPOSSESSED

[Blackwar]

lol , nice one jerseygirl

my favorite is

> 10. THE PILOT IS DOING DOUGHNUTS ON THE RUNWAY

hilarious

[ThA_FiLeR]

9. OXYGEN MASKS ARE TURNED INTO BONGS

LOL

[piaqt]

How to Know You're on Trailer Trash Airlines

• The plane is sitting on cement blocks.
  
• The windows are broken.
  
• Business class is reserved for those with 2 pickup trucks or more.
  
• First class means one of them actually works.
  
• The oxygen masks are for sniffing glue.
  
• Somewher along the ride, you're gonna have to get out and push.
  
• There's a gun rack strapped to the roof.
  
• The emergency exit is a hog chute.
  

[babis]

nice one!

[MSNwar]

YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR TICKETS WITH FOOD STAMPS OR WIC VOUCHERS

more...

1. Condom machines in the lavatories (both men and women).

2. Condom machines are always empty.

3. Used condoms on lavatory floors.

4. FthrJACK is the pilot.

5. xper is always hacking the black box.

6. Blackwar greets each flight with "The Plane ... The Plane"

7. Piaqt seceretly installs X10 cameras in the mens lavatory.

8. Big Booger is the navigator and confuses Japan with format c:

9. xperties makes out with jerseygirl in the back seat.

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[piaqt]

dressing rooms, not loo.

[jerseygirl]

9. xperties makes out with jerseygirl in the back seat.

That's what I'm talkin about.....

[Blackwar]

YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR TICKETS WITH FOOD STAMPS OR WIC VOUCHERS

more...

1. Condom machines in the lavatories (both men and women).

2. Condom machines are always empty.

3. Used condoms on lavatory floors.

4. FthrJACK is the pilot.

5. xper is always hacking the black box.

6. Blackwar greets each flight with "The Plane ... The Plane"

7. Piaqt seceretly installs X10 cameras in the mens lavatory.

8. Big Booger is the navigator and confuses Japan with format c:

9. xperties makes out with jerseygirl in the back seat.

When you use QUOTE, use Close Current Tag or Close All Tags or

at the end of text.

lol MSNWar, that cracked me up..

how true that is

[XPerties]

9. xperties makes out with jerseygirl in the back seat.

  That's what I'm talkin about.....

what can i say.....im a lover not a fighter

hehe

-XP

[xper]

8. Big Booger is the navigator and confuses Japan with format c:

5. xper is always hacking the black box.

:moon:

[piaqt]

10. AaronXp is the flight attendant.

[MSNwar]

10. AaronXp is the flight attendant.

I wish I thought of that

Piaqt, I like your new Title

[piaqt]

Piaqt, I like your new Title 

I got the idea from you. I even said so, somewhere. But again: "Thanks to MSNWar for the new title."

[Jackpot]

...... Funny Stuff!

8. FLOATING DEVICES HAVE PATCHES

Thanks jerseygirl..!

-Jackpot