where is my man xperties

[jerseygirl]

havent talked to him in awhile, he was suppose to call me......where is he

[FthrJACK]

err are you the stalker he keeps telling us about?? lol joking

hes somewhere driving round the USA in a truck, not sure where right now though, he comes online when he can which sometimes seems to be just as much as before he went trucking...

[jerseygirl]

yeah I know...he is on the phone with me right now......he says you are a llama...lol

[FthrJACK]

LOL!! ask him if hes got that flabby butt of his tanned by dangling it out of his cab window

[jerseygirl]

its tan from me smackin it...does that count....lol

[jerseygirl]

ps: xperties says to make me a members plus

[FthrJACK]

tell him he can have a spoon to eat my a**

if he asked then... well... maybe when i get up im off to bed :spaced

nite jerseygirl, tell that llama im burgling his house...

[piaqt]

Tris,

The truly astonishing thing here is that there is an actual real live woman who admits to knowing Chris, let alone talk to him! Surprised you didn't mention it.

PS What's a llama?

[FthrJACK]

it looks like a cross between a camel and a goat and it spits like a camel, but we say it as meaning lamer.

i think it was really chris pretending to be some girl from jersey

[jerseygirl]

lol..........No, I am for real

[Reverend]

You're not a hitch hiker he dragged into his truck are you?

[jerseygirl]

not at all..... although I woulnt mind being in his truckwith him right aout now.....:devil:)

[FthrJACK]

:puke :puke :puke :puke

[jerseygirl]

lol...lol...lol.........now why would you say that?

[Reverend]

not at all..... although I woulnt mind being in his truckwith him right aout now.....:devil:) [/quote:0522729b3c]

Two spelling mistakes in one sentence.

You must be using his dictionary.

Come on xperties (aka jerseygirl) the games up.You've been rumbled. :yeahyeah

I knew you was a transvestite. :eek:

How do you manage to drive your truck wearing those stilletto's and suspenders.