Anybody know of any good alternatives for MS Office 2003?

I'm looking for something 'lite'.

An MS Office 'clone' type application would be okay too. I've seen a few but they're not in English.

OpenOffice.org

MS office, Staroffice, Corel Office, Thinkfree, google docs, or open office are about it I think

AbiWord comes to mind.

http://www.abiword.com/

It's free and small, and does most all of what you'd want it to do. It's also easy to make portable.

This one's not free but it's a superb product, Ashampoo Office 2008.

Have a look at Kingsoft Office 2007.

http://en.kingsoft.com/office.htm