A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the

secretary, "I would like to join this Darn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have

misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, dam it. I said I want to join this dam church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this

church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform

him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have

to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir,

what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no dam problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks

in the dam lottery and I want to join this dam church to get rid of

some of this dam* money. "

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this b*tch giving you a hard time?"

Edited October 30, 200718 yr by D_block

lol, i would say the same thing if i was the pastor, nice one

a dam church is a church in or for a dam. Like the hoover dam church, a church for people who work at hoover dam. I think you meant damn.

Funny though.

spy, i had it set as ****, but when i posted it all i was seeing is **** <---- lol

dam censorship

It appears that censoring is done during the posting process, not the viewing process. Inserting something that won't show up will allow it to be posted.

****

damn

The second one has bold tags in it, but nothing in the bold tags.

LOL!

that was great.