D_block Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 (edited) A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to thesecretary, "I would like to join this Darn church."The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must havemisunderstood you. What did you say?""Listen up, dam it. I said I want to join this dam church!""I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in thischurch."The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to informhim of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not haveto listen to that foul language.They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir,what seems to be the problem here?""There is no dam problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucksin the dam lottery and I want to join this dam church to get rid ofsome of this dam* money. ""I see," said the pastor. "And is this b*tch giving you a hard time?" Edited October 30, 2007 by D_block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripken204 Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 lol, i would say the same thing if i was the pastor, nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idontwantspam Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 a dam church is a church in or for a dam. Like the hoover dam church, a church for people who work at hoover dam. I think you meant damn. Funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_block Posted October 30, 2007 Author Share Posted October 30, 2007 spy, i had it set as ****, but when i posted it all i was seeing is **** <---- lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroshift Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 dam censorship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idontwantspam Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 It appears that censoring is done during the posting process, not the viewing process. Inserting something that won't show up will allow it to be posted. ****damnThe second one has bold tags in it, but nothing in the bold tags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unnaturally Awesome Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 that was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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