Couple of jokes

[nitroshift]

There was once a kid who had a wish: when he grows up he wanted to be a great author. When he was asked what he meant by "great author" he said: "I want to write stuff that makes people cry, shout and dispair." Now that he grew up, his wish became reality: he works for Microsoft, writing error messages...

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When asked what cybers*x means, three students answer:

1. Law student: what's cyber?

2. Sports student: yeah, what's cyber?

3. Computer student: what's s*x?

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Wife: Have you been shopping?

Husband: "Bad command or filename"

W: But i asked you this morning....

H: "Syntax error. Abort?"

W: Not even the new TV-set?

H: "Variable not found"

W: OK, give me the credit card, I'll go shopping...

H: "Sharing violation. Access denied"

W: Are you serious, joking or just trying to make me mad?

H: "Too many parameters"

W: How did I get to marry you?

H: "Data type mismatch"

W: When are you gonna get paid?

H: "File in use. Please try again later"

W: OK, this is the last straw, what do I mean to you?

H: "Unknown virus"

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Two indians are walking through the woods when one sights smoke coming from the top of a hill.

What does it say? asks the first indian

SPAM, replies the second...

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Hope you like them...

Edited September 7, 2007 by nitroshift

[Idontwantspam]

Did S*X get censored by you or the forum censor system?

I love the microsoft one...

[nitroshift]

Did S*X get censored by you or the forum censor system?

Myself

[Idontwantspam]

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[Legolash2o]

Loved them

[puntoMX]

W: OK, give me the credit card, I'll go shopping...

H: "Sharing violation. Access denied"

Just evil