Railman5 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 (edited) Murphy's Technology Law #1:You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.Murphy's Technology Law #2:Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Murphy's Technology Law #3:Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. Murphy's Technology Law #4:If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. Murphy's Technology Law #5:An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.Murphy's Technology Law #6:Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.Murphy's Technology Law #7:All great discoveries are made by mistake.Murphy's Technology Law #8:Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.Murphy's Technology Law #9:All's well that ends... period.Murphy's Technology Law #10:A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.Murphy's Technology Law #11:The first myth of management is that it exists.Murphy's Technology Law #12:A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. Edited August 21, 2007 by Railman5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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