You just never Know.

[RJM]

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's dam* near perfect."

He never heard the shot...

Edited August 8, 2007 by RJM

[Railman5]

LMAO

good one!

[Legolash2o]

Thats good