amardeepsingh Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."So, he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But, the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."Love, Mom.Lesson of the day: Don't lie to your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totoymola Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Hahahahhahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rekenaar Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Funny how true this is in real life: you just can't lie to Mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 hahah good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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