A guy picks up a prostitute

[Lost Soul]

A guy stops at a stoplight in the bad part of town, and a hooker walks up to his window and says, "hey baby want a date?"

The guy thinks for a second and says "how much."

The hooker replies, "Depends on what you want."

The man replies, "ok - what do I get for $200?"

The hooker says, "$200 - anything you want baby!"

So the guys says, "great, get in the car." and hands her two $100 bills.

He drives her back to his house and tells her to wait in the car, he comes back carrying several cans of exterior paint and a few brushes, he then tells the hooker, "Ok, get to work, this house isn't going to paint it's self."

[nitroshift]

I bet she didn't see that one coming and he ended up with the house painted in pink

[Guest SpongeBob]

I bet she didn't see that one coming and he ended up with the house painted in pink

yeah )) that would be even much funnier than this ))