I not come work today

**XPerties** · July 17, 2003

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I

really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come

work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel

like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes

everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel

great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

**techguy21801** · July 17, 2003

**** skippy.....

**AlmondScar** · July 17, 2003

lol, bit rude, but ive heard one similar from my mates

**Drewdatrip** · July 18, 2003

heheh

good one chris

|Drew|

**Doggie** · July 19, 2003

lol.. nice one dude.. remember that one

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