Beer vs Vag**a

[hbinded]

Beer vs. vag**a

1. Beer is always wet. vag**a needs a little work.

One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.

One point to vag**a

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.

One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you

find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.

One point to vag**a

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may

get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc.

If you get home reeking of vag**a

your wife may get mad, kick you out, and even leave you. There's

definitely

a

point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal

circumstances.

I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive

home.

Ten vag**as in one night and you don't want to

drive anywhere.

One point to vag**a

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place,

your reputation may suffer.

If you eat any p***y in public, you become a

legend.

One point to vag**a

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beeryou

may get arrested.

If you smell of vag**a he may buy you a beer.

One point to vag**a

9. You normally don't find old beer.

One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying

saucers.

Too much vag**a and you'll think you've seen god.

One point to vag**a

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring.

Ripping off panties is fun.

One point to vag**a

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.

One point to vag**a

13. If you have another beer the first one never

gets p***ed off

One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one

to open a bottle or a can.

One point toBEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but

it eventually it settles down.

One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,

pilsner, ale, lager, etc

One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost

One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother

One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an

hour after you?ve drankit

One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 vag**a: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner

is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel

angry, degraded or discriminated, just rememberthat Beer would

experience none of those feelings, let alone express them,

an extra point for BEER!

[Lazy8]

A man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Wha'cha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Whoa!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."