matthewk Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.Which is why a new holiday has been created.March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net Edited February 25, 2006 by matthewk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptMurphy Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 w00t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 FINALLY !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwok Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 FINALLY !!!!HAHAHAHA! you wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Yeah... steak just isn't my thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwok Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Yeah... steak just isn't my thing Lol, yeah yeah yeah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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