MSNwar Posted April 8, 2003 Posted April 8, 2003 A TREKKIE'S TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASOn the first day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meA Vulcan in a g-string.On the second day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meTwo pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the third day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meThree Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the fourth day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meFour Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the fifth day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meFive...latinum...rings.Four Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the sixth day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meA sixpack of bloodwine.Five...latinum...rings.Four Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the seventh day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meSeven sterile tribbles, a sixpack of bloodwine.Five...latinum...rings.Four Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the eighth day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meEight Guls a-plotting, seven sterile tribbles, a sixpack of bloodwine.Five...latinum...rings.Four Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the eighth day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meNine Vedeks chanting, eight Guls a-plotting, seven sterile tribbles, a sixpack ofbloodwine.Five...latinum...rings.Four Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the tenth day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meTen pompous admirals, nine Vedeks chanting, eight Guls a-plotting, seven steriletribbles, a sixpack of bloodwine.Five...latinum...rings.Four Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the eleventh day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meEleven sneering Romulans, ten pompous admirals, nine Vedeks chanting, eight Gulsa-plotting, seven sterile tribbles, a sixpack of bloodwine.Five...latinum...rings.Four Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.On the twelfth day of Christmas, a trekkie sent to meA dozen hapless redshirts, eleven sneering Romulans, ten pompous admirals, nineVedeks chanting, eight Guls a-plotting, seven sterile tribbles, a sixpack of bloodwine.Five...latinum...rings.Four Shatner rugs, three Borg babes, two pointy ears, and a Vulcan in a g-string.END
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