Things to Ponder

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Men are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen."

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred Pounds and a substantial tax cut save you thirty pence?

I'm not 40-something. I'm £39.95, plus shipping and handling.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."