Computer Issues

[benners]

A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0 which

I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However, there

are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution

was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other

applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I tried a

sharewareprogram, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my

system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the

same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each

Other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to

Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded

further to Wife 1.0.

Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does at

least come bundled initially with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2005.

Beware! These programs's are Demo's only and after 1 year normally will

function at a reduced slower rate or just freeze up completely. I have also

found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to run. Any

mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could

not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten

about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,

without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter

products have no Help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem

is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly

requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of

which need to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches

itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which

can't be turned off.

I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be

problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

detects Mistress 2005 it tends to delete all of your money before

uninstalling itself.

[army20]

well.....