Review: Juvenile felis catus

[Crispy]

Ok, Im still not completely sure what the point of this is, but here are a few golden quotes:

NOTE: Kittens do not have any computer-compatible ports. Don't try to plug anything into them. I'm serious.

NOTE: The notion that kittens can be fabricated by throwing an adult cat at a cyclone wire fence is unsupported by evidence.

Clearly, and despite competing opinions, a kitten is substantially preferable to a puppy. It's also, incidentally, obvious that a new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby.

In their favour, babies can be made at home and offer superior resale value.

The kitten, however, is obviously the better option.

Check out the whole 'review' here:

http://www.dansdata.com/kitten.htm

[Zxian]

Wow... that was great!

Thanks for a good laugh!

Oh... and most definately:

kittens > video cards > puppies > babies

[SiMoNsAyS]

kittens > video cards > puppies > babies

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i totally agree! lol

[Synapse]

NOTE: Kittens do not have any computer-compatible ports. Don't try to plug anything into them. I'm serious.

Postal 2 Colt + Cat as a silencer.... need i say more?

Dogs > Cats

Edited July 9, 2005 by Bi0haZarD