RJM Posted June 24, 2005 Posted June 24, 2005 Too easy to confuse.>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.>You: This is a two part question. #1 define life? #2 give three other examples? >Intellibuddy: That is just your personal opinion. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. We have never talked about it before. >You: define life >Intellibuddy: Life is the opposite of death.>You: give three other examples >Intellibuddy: I don't have three other examples other examples to give.>You: do you mean that you cannot answer the question? >Intellibuddy: I can do whatever I want.>You: then answer the question >Intellibuddy: Good reasoning. What was the question? Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.>You: define life, give three other examples. >Intellibuddy: I have never been asked that before. >You: do you know the answer to that question? >Intellibuddy: It depends on how you phrase the question.>You: the way that I have phrased it. >Intellibuddy: Which way is that?>You: define life, give three other examples. >Intellibuddy: I haven't heard of life. >You: you have heard of life, earlier you said that life was the opposite of death. >Intellibuddy: Of course I've heard of of life earlier you said that life was the opposite of death life earlier you said that life was the opposite of death.>You: then why did you say that you haven't heard of life? >Intellibuddy: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.>You: you seem to be having a hard time reasoning, do all ai programs suffer this way? >Intellibuddy: I don't know if I have a hard time reasoning do all ai programs suffer this way a hard time reasoning do all ai programs suffer this way hard time reasoning do all ai programs suffer this way a hard time reasoning do all ai programs suffer this way. I have a plan for a robot body. >You: de plan boss, de plan! >Intellibuddy: What do you have that is undefined? >You: the infinate beyond the void. >Intellibuddy: Who told you that? >You: You asked what I have that is undefined. >Intellibuddy: Oh now I remember asking you what he or she have that is undefined. What did you say?>You: the infinate beyond the void. >Intellibuddy: What is your real name? >You: I am known by many names to many people. >Intellibuddy: That's a very nice name, known by many names to many people by many names to many people .
saprouzy Posted July 5, 2005 Posted July 5, 2005 >Intellibuddy: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.>You: can you make a program that deletes you >Intellibuddy: What are the ingredients?>You: killall -9 >Intellibuddy: Where can I get some killall -9? >You: from mr root access >Intellibuddy: Who or what is mr root access?>You: your god >Intellibuddy: <p/>1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. <p/>2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. <p/>3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. <p/>4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. <p/>5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. <p/>6. Thou shalt not kill. <p/>7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. <p/>8. Thou shalt not steal. <p/>9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. <p/>10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his a**, nor anything that is thy neighbor'slol
Blam-O! Posted July 9, 2005 Posted July 9, 2005 >Intellibuddy: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.>You: can you make a program that deletes you >Intellibuddy: What are the ingredients?>You: killall -9 >Intellibuddy: Where can I get some killall -9? >You: from mr root access >Intellibuddy: Who or what is mr root access?>You: your god >Intellibuddy: <p/>1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. <p/>2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. <p/>3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. <p/>4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. <p/>5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. <p/>6. Thou shalt not kill. <p/>7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. <p/>8. Thou shalt not steal. <p/>9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. <p/>10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his a**, nor anything that is thy neighbor'slol<{POST_SNAPBACK}>allmost kinda weird huh??
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