November 9, 200223 yr Three Nuns and their Mother Superior were sitting in a restaurant having dinner and deciding where to go for vacation. The first Nun said:"Let's go to Jerusalem". The Mother Superior said: "No, there are too many Jews there." The second Nun said: "Let's go to Florida." The Mother Superior said: "No, there are too many Jews there." The third Nun said:"Let's go to New York." The Mother Superior said: "No, there are too many Jews there." A little old lady sitting at the next table leaned over and said: "Vell, vy don't you go to hell, there are no Jews there!"
November 10, 200223 yr My bro-in=law gets that one. He's Catholic, we're Jewish. That makes me an equal-opportunity offender.
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