some people just shouldn't drink.......

[misskellibad1]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where

she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice,

and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items

on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing

behind her, watched as she placed her items in front

of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The

woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her

four items on the belt, and seeing nothing

particularly unusual about her selections said, "Well,

you know, that's right. But, how on earth did you know

that? The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n s***."