Happy Halloween !

[rik]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for

a series of tests, the last of which had left his

bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the

bathroom, he decided the latest episode

was another and stayed put. He suddenly

filled his bed with diarrhea and was

embarrassed beyond his ability to remain

rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped

out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and

threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when

the sheets landed on him. He started

yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms

violently trying to get the unknown things

off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a

tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his

feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital

security guard (barely containing his

laughter) who had watched the whole

incident walked up and asked, "What the

heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I

think I just beat the sh*t out of a ghost"