NOTS3W Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 (edited) Time for a new story:Meahwhile, back on the WADY, the LADY was being LAZY. It was a HAZY day on the oasis but through the HAZE she could GAZE out at her GAGE trees. She was GAGA over those plums and was imagining past GALA events where she and the other GALS would invite some of the GAYS over to catch some RAYS au naturel. Yeah, those were the DAYS, she thought, before the DAMS flooded out the DAWS and the new LAWS made it illegal to lay on your own LAWN after DAWN. But now she just YAWNed and looked around for something to PAWN. If she could just get her PAWS on some money she just might get a PASS from the loan sharks until someone PAYS her for all of these PADS she made. They were good pads, but she made them too big. She planned to call them "PEDS Pads" and thought people would wear them in their shoes. But they were big enough to use as BEDS and she was getting no BIDS on them on eBay. She found plenty of things to buy for herself there, though. Mostly marital AIDS but also some cosmetics for her eye LIDS and LIPS. Of course, she wouldn't need any of that if she started running LAPS instead of taking NAPS. But her MAPS were incomplete and she knew she couldn't even find her own PAPS without directions. Maybe she could fill some of the GAPS in her income if she had a couple of GATS and could hunt down some RATS that were low in FATS. She could cook them up in VATS and ship them out in VANS. There were plenty of scrawny looking rats running up and down the VANGs of the ship that brought her here. She could sure use the help of her old GANG but they were all HANGed after they SANG in the local pub. It was some song about driving the TANG of a pitchfork into the eye of the king that did them in. The idea of exporting rat soup still RANG in her head even if she had to do it by herself. Then, BANG! She had an even better idea. Put it in a BONG and smoke it! Low fat smoked rat soup. Who wouldn't want that? All she needed was a catchy jingle, but it had to be played on a GONG since that was the only instrument she had; the rest were all GONE. She knew she'd have to HONE her skills since she didn't know how to play the gong but she was determined to make this idea work.And a new list:FORM FORK DORK DARK BARK PARK PART FART FAST VAST VASE BASE CASE CAST CART DART DARE CARE FARE MARE MALE TALE SALE SOLE SOLD MOLD TOLD GOLD FOLD FOLK FILK MILK MILE MALE MATE MAZE DAZE DOZE DONE NONE NOSE POSE POLE PORE MORE SORE SURE PURE PARE RARE RACE FACE FACT TACT PACT PAST FAST CAST CASE BASE VASE VISE VISA VESA VEST BEST JEST TEST TEAT MEAT NEAT SEAT SEAR FEAR NEAR DEAR DEER BEER BEEP PEEP PEER LEER LEEK LEAK LEAP LEAN BEAN BEAD LEAD LOAD LORD CORD FORD WORD WOOD GOOD GOAD GLAD CLAD CLAP SLAP FLAP FLAT FLAX FLAY FLAB FLAK FLAW FLOW BLOW BLOT PLOT SLOT SLOP SLOB BLOB BLUB CLUB CLUE GLUE GLUG GLUM PLUM PLUG PLUS FLUS FLUX FLEX FLEE FLEE FREE FRET FRAT BRAT BRAN BRAG DRAG FRAG FRAY PRAY PREY TREY GREY GREW BREW CREW CROW BROW GROW GLOW GLOB SLOB SLAB STAB STAY STAR STAP STAG STOG STOP STEP STEW SHEW PHEW CHEW WHEW WHET WHEN THEN THAN THIN 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