SqueakyByte

and when i say floppy .. i mean the gigantic floppies :rofl:

mine was DOS 6.22 i never could figure out the commands, then my friend robert gave me some dos games on a floppy and i played frogger for hours

In order to save money, the computer users decided to build their building themselves. As they proceeded to do the job, gradually the hierarchy of the computer users was reflected in the jobs that they did. The Mac Users found themselves at the bottom of a ditch doing the nastiest of the digging. Above them, supervising, was a PC User. One Mac User turned to another and asked, "How come we're working down here and he's working up there?" The Mac User crawled up to the top of the ditch. "Why are we down there digging while you're up here supervising?" the Mac User asked the PC User. "Because I'm smarter than you," was the reply. "Huh, I don't understand," the confused Mac User said. "Allow me to demonstrate," said the PC User. He walked up to the nearest tree, put out his open hand in front of the tree and said to the Mac User, "Hit my hand!" The Mac User reared back with his fist and shot a punch at the PC User's open hand. At the last instant, the PC User moved his hand out of the way so that the Mac User's fist went slamming into the tree. "OW!," cried the Mac User, "I see what you mean." He then returned to the ditch and his friend waiting below. "Well," said the other Mac User, "did you find out why he's up there and we're down here?" "Yes," said the Mac User, whose hand was still throbbing, "it's because he's smarter than us." "I don't understand," said his friend. "Let me explain it to you," said the Mac User. He then took his open hand and placed it in front of his own face. "Now," he said, "hit my hand with your shovel!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operation System Hangs M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. = Mostly Annoying Citizens In Need To Operate $h1tty Heaps M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. = More Apple Computers are In Nigeria Than On Shelves at Home. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1.They Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2.Where the hell is the **** disk eject? 3.They only have one **** mouse button. 4.Where are the function buttons? 5.They are slow as hell. 6.Nobody makes software for them but Macintosh 7.No multi-tasking. 8.Real men use Dos. 9.Your system has crashed, would you like 10.This year, Microsoft unveiled .system, Windows 95. In response, Macintosh unveiled Wlndows 3.1. 11.They're not I.B.M. compatible 12.They're made by the same people who made the Apple IIe. 13.They're not quite as powerful as a Commodore or Tandy. 14.The Atari 2600 had better games. 15.Microsoft has a very public chairman, Bill Gates, who the hell runs Apple, anyway? 16.How do you turn the **** thing off? 17.Formatting a disk takes up half it's space. 18.They have about as much memory as Ronald Reagan. 19.You can totally screw them up by pressing the escape button ("The Net"reference) 20.They change all the font names (This one's Imperial)!?! 21.Apple doesn't make towers. 22.No self respecting buisness would own them. 23.They somehow force schools to buy them so students don't learn to use a real computer until college. 24.It costs more to get a compatible printer. 25.They SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t

Welcome to MSFN speedbox. Seems like just yesterday I was making my introduction post, oh wait, it was yesterday! Enjoy your stay, its fun in here.

not ur first time time, but ur first time on a PC, whether it was tribes or star craft, what was it?

3 tequila shots and an alabama slammer ..nightly

im using win 2k3 on my PC right now, i got my sound drivers working and everything, i got tweakNT and converted it to a professional workstation and im in love with it if you want more information on converting yours, then use MSFN's Win2k3 Guide.

he just said he cant format it try using partition magic, do a delete and secure erase of your HD, i had to do that to install win 2k3

same problem with mine, i finally got win 2k3 working decently, its great once you get past all the little quirks

completely worked for me very nice job

ahahahah very slick aaron

i was using my mic fine on win xp, then i upgraded to win2k3 workstation, and now i cant use it on teamspeak, its what my gaming team uses for matches and whatnot, so i need the mic to work. i checked the obvious options, and when i activate it and talk into it, i can hear the echo in the headphone (headset). but the sound isnt making it to the other side of the world (friend lives in UK) plz help

ok i rebooted and tried again now it gives me this --- Common Initialization --- Medal of Honor Allied Assault 1.11 win-x86 Mar 5 2002 ----- FS_Startup ----- Current search path: C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\MOHAA/main C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\MOHAA\main\pak6.pk3 (104 files) C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\MOHAA\main\Pak5.pk3 (259 files) C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\MOHAA\main\Pak4.pk3 (593 files) C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\MOHAA\main\Pak3.pk3 (669 files) C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\MOHAA\main\Pak2.pk3 (4722 files) C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\MOHAA\main\Pak1.pk3 (772 files) C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\MOHAA\main\Pak0.pk3 (11175 files) ---------------------- 18294 files in pk3 files execing default.cfg execing menu.cfg execing newconfig.cfg Config: unnamedsoldier.cfg couldn't exec configs/unnamedsoldier.cfg couldn't exec localized.cfg execing autoexec.cfg Unknown command "fov" couldn't exec custom.cfg ...detecting CPU, found Intel Pentium III ------- Input Initialization ------- Initializing DirectInput... Couldn't set DI coop level Falling back to Win32 mouse support... ------- Input Initialization Complete ------- 79 You are now setup for easy mode. ----- Client Initialization ----- Called FadeSound with: 0.000000 ----- Initializing Renderer ---- ----- R_Init ----- Initializing OpenGL subsystem ...initializing QGL ...calling LoadLibrary( 'C:\WINDOWS\system32\opengl32.dll' ): succeeded ...setting mode 4: 800 600 FS ...using colorsbits of 32 ...calling CDS: ok ...registered window class ...created window@0,0 (800x600) Initializing OpenGL driver ...getting DC: succeeded ...GLW_ChoosePFD( 32, 24, 0 ) ...35 PFDs found ...GLW_ChoosePFD failed ...failed to find an appropriate PIXELFORMAT ...restoring display settings ...WARNING: could not set the given mode (4) ...setting mode 4: 800 600 FS ...using colorsbits of 16 ...calling CDS: ok ...created window@0,0 (800x600) Initializing OpenGL driver ...getting DC: succeeded ...GLW_ChoosePFD( 16, 16, 0 ) ...35 PFDs found ...GLW_ChoosePFD failed ...failed to find an appropriate PIXELFORMAT ...restoring display settings ...WARNING: could not set the given mode (3) ...shutting down QGL ...unloading OpenGL DLL ...assuming '3dfxvgl' is a standalone driver ...initializing QGL ...WARNING: missing Glide installation, assuming no 3Dfx available ...shutting down QGL GLW_StartOpenGL() - could not load OpenGL subsystem is there anything else i could do to fix it??? :cry:

I recently converted from win xp home to win2k3 to a win2k3 workstation, and when i launch mohaa (fav game), the screen goes moronic and it forces me to unplug the computer :cry: no error or anything can someone help me please

he hijacked my thread

i'd rather have a few tequila shots and an alabama slammer and if you dont know what that is, then :asschaser:

OK, I should have read the rules, sorry.

hi im new here and i thought i would say hello and how do i use flash in my sig? i have a sig with music that plays when you roll over