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cookyr

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  1. cheers lads. Eddie change your website url
  2. hi i installed xp on my mates pc and when he tried to log onto the web through AOL it came up with an Caution in the bottom of the tool bar saying the visual memory is to low any ideas how you can up the visual memory that is if you can cheers
  3. ok i done all that and nothing can someone give me the run down start to finish please
  4. ok opened it up in note pad but nothing has changed
  5. How do i open it up in Note pad
  6. when i open up my ConfigCache.Xml it wont let me add the tabs can anyone help me out
  7. i wont let me paste after any of the tabs
  8. cookyr

    AOL

    Please can someone help me out here the problem is this When i try to open up a page on Aol it takes ages to open up yet when i use Internet explorer the page is there almost instant anyone got any ideas ?? cheers
  9. Its ok m8 i just had a bad day
  10. he said the IRC is in the works not the MSFN mIRC client read the post m8
  11. where is the link to download it plese m8
  12. On our board there is a chat room so people can chat to each other, Never thought of having 1 on here???
  13. yes we are from the same site as each other
  14. Well fancy meeting you in here
  15. cookyr

    dog

    One day a guy got invited over to his girlfriend's parents house for dinner. He really liked the girl and was set out to impress her parents. When he arrived at the girl's house he was quickly whisked into the dinning room where they were getting reading to sit down for dinner. He sat down in his chair and the family dog curled up under him. Halfway through dinner the man felt a rumble in his tummy and noticed he had gas. He was very uncomfortable so he let a little bit out hoping no one would notice. As soon as he did, the girl's father yelled at the dog "Rufus!" The guy thought, hey, this is great and let out a little bit more. Once again, the girl's father yelled "Rufus!" They guy decided to let all the gas out since the father thought it was the dog. After he let a long fart out, the girl's father yells at the dog "RUFUS! Get out from under that chair before that man s***s on you!"
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    In the navy

    'Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and...' Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the stop, so Little Johnny tells her. 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. `I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy' At this point Mummy cut him off and says, Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.' At the dinner table, Mummy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat and '... then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy.'
  17. cookyr

    hi

    Thanx for the great welcome
  18. cookyr

    horsey rides

    That little ba****d Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act. Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, 'Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?' Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, 'Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!'
  19. cookyr

    hi

    our site is a sea fishing site but has a place for flyfishing aswell please feel free to come and join
  20. cookyr

    hi

    http://andy.jaybeez.co.uk/
  21. cookyr

    hi

    Hi all the site looks good i would just like to say im cooky and im from england also im a moderator on a english angling site
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