(Un)Romantic Poems

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These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

* Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was p***ed

* I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

* Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

* Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not

* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

****, I'm good at telling lies!

* My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife

Marrying you screwed up my life

* I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

* My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

* What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime

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None of the above are my own work

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