3 good arguments that Jesus was a ....

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3 good arguments that Jesus was a ....

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*There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was

Black:

1. He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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* But then there were 3 equally good arguments

that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his

Mother was sure He was God.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments

that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments

that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments

that Jesus was an American Indian.

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments

that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3

proofs that Jesus was a * woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when

there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a

bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up

because there was work to do.

AMEN!!*

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lol nice one.

except the californian one.. 19 years living there and no one i knew matched that lol.

still good though

[Maleko]

*There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was

Black:

1. He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

Despite the fact that he lived in a country where most people would have been dark skinnned (so he defo wasnt white )