Cake or Bed

[techguy21801]

AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE

>WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR BED?????

>

> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME

> WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

> HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S

> BEEN FLICKERING FOR

> WEEKS NOW.

>

> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT, NOW?

> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I

> HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T

> THINK SO!

>

> THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE

> DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE

> RIGHT.

>

> TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT

> LOOK LIKE I HAVE

> WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T

> THINK SO.

>

> FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

> TO THE FRONT DOOR?

> THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.

>

> I'M NOT A **** CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX

> STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT

> LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY

> FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

>

> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!

>

> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF

> HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL

> GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES

> TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.

>

> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE

> ALREADY FIXED.

> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS

> WORKING.

> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR

> IS FIXED.

>

> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

>

> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

> JUST THEN A NICE

> YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD

> HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE

> REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED

> WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

>

> HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?

>

> SHE REPLIED,

>

> HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON

> MY FOREHEAD?

>

> I DON'T THINK SO!

[AlmondScar]

LOL funny

[Carmon]