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A few mates and i were thinking what bill gates does during the day, and this is what we got.

He gets up about 6, the limo takes him to work, arrives there about 7. When he's at work, he goes around saying hello and how r u, by the time he's done that it'll be about 7:45, then goes to all his secretaries and says "keep writing those e-mails, good job" after that he goes to his office, sign some papers, has a coffee, and by the time he does all that, its about 12, goes to lunch come bak at 1, signs some more papers, and about 3 he goes off home, looks at his bank account, (which is showing $5,000000) and says to his wife, "well that was a good day at work"


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Well I got one as well, but mine was different.

----- Original Message -----

From: Bill Gates

Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 2:26 PM

Subject: Toward a Spam-Free Future

 

June 24, 2003

Hey Al,

Listen I've been haxing your PC and I think I'm falling in love with you. I really don't know how to tell you this, but I dream about you alot.

I know this is kinda weird, me being Big Bad Billy Gates and all, but I hoped we could work through this.

Anyways catch me back!

Love Always,

Bill "IM YOURS FOREVER" Gates

PS : Oh and Ima gonna kill all them foos who sent dat spam

Yeah weird huh!

Anyone else get one?

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