Dilemma Solved By Medicare

[matthewk]

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".

"Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.

When your doctor sent your husband's specimen to the lab for

testing yesterday, a specimen from another Mr. Ward arrived as

well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly

the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the

other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your

husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.

Ward.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive

tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off

somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't

sleep with him."

[EchoNoise]

LMFAO !